| PLAYERS | # OF ITEMS SIGNED/OUT OF | NOTE |
| Dustin Ackley | 1/9 | |
| Robert Andino | missed | |
| Blake Beavan | 5/9 | |
| Jason Bay | 2/9 | |
| Carter Capps | 4/4 | |
| Charlie Furbush | refused | |
| Franklin Gutierrez | missed | |
| Felix Hernandez | refused | |
| Raul Ibanez | missed | |
Hisashi Iwaku| refused | | |
| Josh Kinney | injured | |
| Kameron Loe | 0/0 | |
| Lucas Luetge | refused | I guess I will get him at the HOF induction |
| Brandon Maurer | missed | |
| Jesus Montero | refused | |
| Kendrys Morales | missed | |
| Michael Morse | refused | |
| Oliver Perez | 2/9 | |
| Stephen Pryor | 2/2 | |
| Brendan Ryan | refused | |
| Joe Saunders | 1/9 | |
| Michael Saunders | refused | probably the biggest idiot in the league |
| Kyle Seager | 4/4 | |
| Kelly Shoppach | 1/9 | |
| Justin Smoak | missed | |
| Tom Wilhelmsen | refused | another ass |
| Eric Wedge | missed | |
| Jamie Navarro | missed | |
| Dave Hansen | missed | |
| Jason Phillips | 2/3 | |
| Mike Brumley | 8/8 | |
| Carl Willis | 0/0 | |
| Rob Thompson | 1/9 | |
| Jeff Datz | 0/0 | |
| Mike Blowers | 5/9 | |
| Dave Valle | missed | |
| Rob Nodine | 0/0 |